"I read your blog, it's very well written, but it's so angry" -J.C.

OMG, Let's.

Let's sit on throne's made of cracked Magazine's.
We'll throw bologna sammys at our servants,
And feed them blood capsules and weird non-
popular off brand chips.

Let's rub off on old people on park benches and
when they complain, tell them they're up tight
and flip them off.
WITH BOTH FINGERS!!!!!
BOTH PINKY FINGERS!!!!!

Let's go to bars. No, Let's go to ONE bar.
Let's pretend we're sports commantaters for
everyone else's conversations and make up
back stories for them. See that Guy?
He's a woman beater. But it's ok because he
spends christmas at soup kitchens. STEALING
the soup!!!!!

Let's make rape jokes. Let's make everyone
feel uncomfortable with the amount of rape
jokes we make. Let's make fun of people that
aren't us. Let's make fun of US.

Let's turn a bible thumper into an atheist. Let's
fuck up they're whole visage of god, and the
afterlife, and when they FINALLY agree how
idiotic an afterlife is, let's scream at the top
of our lungs "HOW COULD YOU? JESUS
WOULD BE ASHAMMMEEDDD!!!!!!"

Let's talk about sex baby.
Let's talk about you and me.
And everything we've EVER done in bed.
Let's make a verbal Kama Sutra out of 20/20
hindsight, and make eachother blush.
Then slap eachother until our blushing faces
turn indian. (woo woo, not dot dot)*

Let's dress up. Let's buy a $6 thrift store tux,
and a $2 thrift store gown and go out to eat at
arbys or taco bell. I don't care which one I wear.
Let's wear costumes. For no reasons. Let's dress
up like smurfs and drink a case while watching
horror films from 1983 and re-create the final death
with the cheapest box of wine on the clearance
shelf of the dirtiest state store.

Let's find out that there are people like us in the
world. Off the beaten path. Poor and dark, and sadistic
in the BEST way. Let's explore, everything, for no
reason and be happy, truly happy, for several momments
in the day.

Let's.

-Ruckus




*That's funnier then you acted.